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About Me Member Self-proclaimed Genius Physpher215/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 6 Years
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Dr Suess Explains Why Computers Crash

Mon Nov 24, 2003, 8:32 PM
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your Windows in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!! If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

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:iconshnakepup:
DUUUUDE...check out my page.

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:icontakara13:
Hello, neighbor!
You should take advantage of them closing the Tom Thumb and skate that parking lot!! :thumbsup:

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"And in the end...the love you take...is equal to the love...you make."
:iconsrevesinned:
hehe skaters everywere....

you are on be-mag right ??
:iconphyspher2:
yeah physpher

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Hi Im Physpher, Im going to burn in hell for eternity because god loves me.:)
:iconwickednox:
hey looks like we live in the same city my friend :D

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:iconshnakepup:
*SPLAT!* You've been hit by a snowball!! This is the beginning of the 2003 - 2004 deviantart snowball fight!!! Choose three of your friends.... and hit them with some snowballs!! (to do that, just copy paste this message to their account) The only rule is, you can't hit me back!! Bwah ha ha ha ha!!! Good luck, and try not to get hit!!

This fight started by ~nakira on December 5th
:iconshnakepup:
Hey dude, you might want to check on your GeoURL thingy....it says your some 300 miles southwest of some city in China :o
:icontempz:
Thanks alot for your comment mad, and the +fav Im searching through ur gallery now :o

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